Odorless farts

 SIX almost 7 yhours of sleep. The secrets:


--Walk around Safeway for a good while. Come home with chocolate ice cream along with cheese, cat food, laundry detergent because my brand was there and on sale. Could have come home with other things but at a certain point, one does not want even to try to carry.


--Mix some rum with the chocolate ice cream. RantWoman thinks that would be a waste of better rum, but it was fine.


Also eat some unsalted corn chips.


--somewhere in here do the NYT crossword puzzle. It's Monday so easy peasy.


--Be in bed slightly after 1 am. As in do not go back to computer lab. Also forget to charge the talking book reader so there is no sound to distract.


--Sleep until almost 7 and then go back to bed after breakfast.


--Four / Five freaking days after the Colonoscopy CT pump one full of air ct scan, I still have nice odorless farts and i burp a lot. I wish I saw the humor in this.

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